<p>Due to the deplorable economic situation in this country certain individuals, who shall remain nameless for now, sought refuge in the anarchic stronghold of Easter Island. Having set up a base of operations and harnessed the local dog population for personal butlering, these intrepid explorers set out to ascertain the breadth of their domain. They did not realize that, being anarchists, the local population cared little for trivial amenities such as public sanitation, roads, and the aqueducts. Whilst on a bicycle tour of the island, a gigantic hole in the earth proved too destabilizing an obstacle and caused one of our protagonists to get to know said earth quite intimately. Then she passed out. Then the other carried her limp body many miles to the local emergency room where, through a combination of local folk medicine, general anesthetic, and about a gallon of locally distilled grain alcohol they were able to restore most upper brain function. This tragic circumstance has not deterred the heroes of our story, and though they have both returned to our world at least one yearns to go back to the Island and exact his revenge on the treacherous earth.</p>